October 8th, 2004
Has this ever happened to you?
The above comic isn’t based on a true event. It is a true event.
Oh wait: it is only based on a true event. In reality there were four of us on the bench. And it was 1am.
Why?
There were four of us on a single bench at 1am because we we had heard that staying with a group dissuades bum attacks.